Jack was always such a good boy, we don’t know what came over him.
I’m Just as Confused as You

Jack was always such a good boy, we don’t know what came over him.
So, Guapo has been eating this couch one chunk at the time until it was pointless to patch it up… Yes, he ate the patches too.
Apparently the couch wasn’t comfortable enough so he made it softer while the dog sitter was changing her laundry. . .
Gunther (ˈgo͝ontər):
German for I poop behind couches
I found a can of spray paint and decorated the couch…mom & dad are not impressed….maybe a little
Gozer decided to take a nap on my pillow, but felt the need for some essential modifications to the case first.
Our 6 month old puppy, Henry has no shame. He is so proud of his handy work .
My mom left me alone for too long so I ate her occasional chairs and her fresh flowers from the side table. #sorrynotsorry
I had to leave for five weeks to take care of my parents in Arizona. Norah wasn’t happy with my absence and decided too pee on every pillow on our bed. She’s lucky to ever see the top side of our bed now!
I ate mom’s couch!