Monkey, the Dachshund.
Neighborhood watch
Posts Categorized: Chatterboxes
Abarkaham Lincoln ignores you
“Oh, he’ll play with me..you’ll see, no one can resist this.”
This is Ozzy. He LOVES everyone, and is used to everyone loving him right back, when we came across this Lincoln statute, Oz was NOT OK with being ignored.
Sing-a-long
Echo the French bulldog howls whenever someone plays the harmonica
yoda the daycare bully
Yoda the pug loves to boss everyone around at daycare, punching and yelling at the other dogs. He isn’t sorry one bit.
Gallery Dog
Sprout comes to work at the art gallery. He has made it very clear that he prefers to be on top of my hard desk, rather than on the comfy bed underneath the desk. Luckily, visitors to the gallery don’t seem to take TOO much offense.
He hears things…
“I’m almost 13 and bark frequently at the imaginary voices in my head. <3 Piko”
snitch rhymes with…? (part two!)
Whenever rocket dog does something naughty, I find the nearest human and whine until they follow me. He gets in trouble and I wait at the cookie jar for a reward.
Ear Plugs and Howlers
Meet Kodi and Uno.
Uno’s sign reads : I howl like I’m dying if I’m outside for more than 60 seconds.
Kodi’s sign reads: I eat ear plugs (in pairs) so I don’t have to hear him howl. They don’t work.
I tried to get Uno to stand on the other side (so it would read better)…but then I got peed on, so I gave up.
Whiner
Our dog, Luci, will whine and cry and throw fits if she doesn’t get her way. She has to go to time out contstantly. It doesn’t seem to bother her. She continues to whine.
Riken the Couch Potato
She’ll whine at us for five minutes nonstop before we get annoyed and pick it up for her.
