I like to sit on the couch and bark at imaginary things outside to the humans will check the door.
I like to bark at nothing
Posts Categorized: Chatterboxes
Cry Baby
“I cry when my poo sticks to my bum.”
Who’s training whom?
Annabelle the Cairn Terrier has a doggie door, but chooses to wake mom up in the middle of the night to let her out. (Mom always does)
Wheel of Fortune
When Wheel of Fortune is on, I bark EVERY TIME someone gets a letter because I think it’s the doorbell.
– Bailey
Food begging drama queen.
I am starving and my Mommy won’t feed me! (or so I would like Mommy’s guests to think when they come over for dinner). Chloe is my 2 year old schnauzer. She makes quite a verbal display when I have guests over to eat. They frequently ask me “Do you feed your dog?” She is a bit of a drama queen.
Gentry Barks Too Much!
I go outside, throw my head back in unabashed abandonment and bark like a banshee, loud and proud, incessantly!! I sound like a squeak toy!! Gentry ~ 2 & 1/2 year female Maltese Kansas City, MO
I enjoy waking neighbors and leaving tracks
At midnight, I cried to go out. I went out and barked my head off. I came in the house and realized I stepped in my own poo. When mom yelled to stop, I proceeded to run through the house leaving lots of poo prints. Pete
-I’m not sorry and I will probably do it again!
Scarlett is spoiled and shameless
1. I run/fall down the stairs to attack strangers at the front door
2. I start fights with big dogs
3. I only go to the toilet on soft surfaces
Frieght Train
“I snore so loud that I wake myself up!” -Monster, 11 year old, one-eyed, no teeth pug
The Car Wash
The car wash makes me angry!!!
