Princess dog
Princess Dog

Princess dog
I Barked at a 2 year old and made her cry
What a big scary adorable furry pup!
I annoy my downstairs neighbour, so I have to wear socks.
When playing fetch with bone… This is as close as I’ll bring it back! I whine and tap-dance until you get up and throw it.
Barking indiscriminately is the least of his shameful behaviors.
I am an old lady so when I wake everyone up at 3 in the morning pretending I desperately have to pee they believe me. After they get out of bed and let me outside I JUST SIT THERE !!!
I like to bark at inanimate objects.
If they miss the laundry basket, they get barked at.
I howl so loudly while you are away, that
the neighbors call the landlord because they think one of us must be dying inside the house.
On Saturdays and Sundays I wake my mom up at 5:30am on the dot… on Weekdays, when she needs to get ready for work, I’m still sound asleep at 7am!