Why should dog owners get all the fun? Neighbours start shaming problem dogs today!
Neighbours attention! Start shaming problem dogs
Posts Categorized: Chatterboxes
X-Ray Vision
I stare at this wall for hours hoping that my X-Ray vision will kick and I will finally see my neighbor dog nemesis. GRRRR – Bentley
Rita the Healer – Don’t take my picture!
“When my dad is dancing. I bite and bark (very loudly) at his heels. Though only when HE dances. He shouldn’t dance!!”
Whenever Mom Dad Have Private Time I Sit
Whenever Mom & Dad have “Private Time” I sit outside the door and howl like I am dying. Now everybody knows our business!
-Hank
My Name Is Ellee I Like To Scratch Myself And Hit
My name is ellee I like to scratch myself and hit my leg on the floor in the middle of the night then bark because I think someone is at the door! I’m sure my neighbors below me appreciate it too.
Today I Got Scared And Ran From A Snail But It
Today I got scared and ran from a snail – but it was big – quarter sized!
-Edison
I Hate The Beach
I hate the beach.
I Am Frightened By Leaves Blowing And Angry Cats
I am frightened by leaves blowing, and angry cats.
I Drop My Filthy Tennis Ball On The Babys Head
I drop my filthy tennis ball on the baby’s head and bark at him when he doesn’t throw it for me!
I Make My Mom Get Up Before 7 On The Weekends And
I make my mom get up before 7 on the weekends…and I go back to sleep as soon as I’m sure she’s up for good.
