I moo like a cow when my human is on business calls.
Bovine Business Calls
Posts Categorized: Chatterboxes
All Bark, no Bite
Abbey is scared of everything, but tries to seem as tough as possible.
Ring The Alarm!
Mom and Dad were gone for 1 hour. In that time, we howled loud enough to set off the burglar alarm. Police were dispatched. We are NOT ashamed! – Rosco & Opie
Telecommute Tattletale
I barked all the way through my mommy’s conference call.
Predictive Text? Try Predictive Bark.
I am such a clever dog. I recognize the music from any advert with cat dog, bear, tiger, wolf etc etc. I bark explosively as soon as the music starts, even before the dog/cat appears. I am obsessed.
Honorary Firefighter
I made Mummy get up at 4AM to change the battery on the smoke detector because I was scared of the beeping.
Stella the Foghorn
Stella snores so loud that she wakes herself up on a regular basis.
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
I Fark (Fart and Bark Simultaneously)
Bono farks whenever he gets nervous or sees the mailman.
Bigger than by britches
Mimi seems to think that every time the door opens it is her cue to run out and chase squirrels relentlessly. Though she has never caught one she always tries. When she returns she knows she is in trouble so she acts pitiful. She will undoubtedly do it again.
Psycho Pomeranian
I want to murder every dog in my neighborhood… Even the ones bigger than my Daddy.
