My family took me to a lovely pumpkin patch and hayride. I rolled in decomposing pumpkin (?) goo and stunk up the rest of the hayride and the car trip home. My sister had to wash me 2X.
My Family Took Me To A Lovely Pumpkin Patch

My family took me to a lovely pumpkin patch and hayride. I rolled in decomposing pumpkin (?) goo and stunk up the rest of the hayride and the car trip home. My sister had to wash me 2X.
I ate nannie’s Jeep.
Hi my name is Thunder and I locked my Mommy out of her car, then right before the firefighters came I unlocked the door! Not to mention we live in HOT Arizona and it was 115 degrees outside, and I was in the air conditioned car!!! Hahaha jokes on mommy I can lock and unlock doors!
Mom waxed the car this morning and four hours later they are still in there… but that doesn’t keep them from barking at passing strollers…
And we had to pull over on the Florida Turnpike to clean it up
Bruno thinks he is a cat. He seems to think he has nine lives. This is just one of his adventures.
Note: the dog was only allowed in the front seat for shaming purposes.
I like to stand in the garage and lick mom and dad’s cars
I locked mom out of her van!
Mondo is a classy fellow. His hobbies include eating eye glasses, barking at toddlers, and pooping on dirty towels.