I got this photo message from my boss yesterday. Turns out her dog, Charlie, is an expensive jerk 🙂
A nice day at the lake, ruined.
Posts Categorized: Car Corruption
Ride Along Ruiner
My humans took me for a beautiful car ride in the country. In repayment for their love and generosity, I wiped my butt on the back seat of mom’s car leaving a six inch long skid mark. Thanks for the ride… Sorry, not sorry for the skid mark.
Poop Shute Ute
I pooped in the front seat of my owners Ute, then sat in it. It took ages to clean me up then he had to clean the Ute. The smell lasted for days.
Editor’s note: a ute is is a term used originally in Australia and New Zealand to describe passenger vehicles with a cargo tray in the rear.
Escalade Escapade
Instead of going out to do his business in the field at work, Winston decided that he wanted to claim my Boss’ Escalade for his own.
Can’t take me to the vet if you can’t drive!
Our 4 month English Bulldog, Toro found our Kia registration before we could get it to the car.
I’m trying to SAVE YOU! Let me save you! OW!!
Pippi got hit by a car and thankfully was not injured. She bit me when I pinned her down immediately after the car hit her, I was trying to put her collar back on. She was uninjured….I’m going to a hand surgeon this week….Pippi monster!
What’s that new air freshener scent?
Our 9 1/2 year old Maltese, Atlas, decided to “freshen up” my car on the way to the groomer.
I pooped in Mom’s car on the way to the groomer. Love, Atlas
#nocutforme
#airfreshener-homemade
#noshame #nervouscolon
P.S. I’d do it again!
No more traveling in style
I projectile vomited on my uncle and made him crash his new Mercedes.
(Now I’m banned from his car for life!)
Pawsive Resistance
“I am too lazy to jump into the back of the car”
Tucker is 1 year old and uses the technique of playing dead whenever he doesn’t want to do something. Even though he can jump up into the low Prius, he refuses to do it voluntarily and prefers to place his front paws up and then have his rear paws lifted up. When I don’t cooperate he plays dead and poor poodle Scarlett has to wait impatiently while I try to move him from his passive protest position.”
Tractor Traitors
Gizmo: “I assume that all tractors are out to get me.”
Snuggles: “I only bark at tractors because Gizmo barks at tractors.”
