I popped up and down the hallway..twice today. I threw up ON moms bed..also twice today. Happy birthday mom! The first round of poo and vomit occurred within 5 minutes of each other. Not what I wanted for my birthday
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Mr. Frank vs the Ink Cartridge
Mr. Frank takes his upper management position at the bike shop very seriously. FYI the ink is low.
I Heart Cake
We ate 2/3 of my daughters B-day cake while the dog, Ein, watched us pass pieces around and ignore him. We left it out to work on it the the next day and Ein decided to help himself… I guess we’re lucky he didn’t burn the place to the ground!
Yarn Bomb
I decided that if the new Malabrigo yarn is shaped like a ball, it must be for me! (and destroyed it!!!)
Helping Unpack
I got into my mom’s overnight bag and ate her clothes…I just threw up a thong
I Wanted to Stay in Contact!
Teething is getting expensive.
Sink or Swim
Nearly drown myself and mother chasing ducks instead of the ball!!!!
Can’t Catch me I’m the Gingerbread Dog!
I broke my daddy’s trust and ran away when he he turned around. Then when my mommy was running to try and save me from the busy street, I acted like I didn’t know who she was. Now daddy is mad and mommy had an asthma attack. So I’m in jail for the rest of my life…
Thank God after this she learned her lesson and doesn’t even pass our driveway now 🙂
Adding Insult to Injury
“My sister broke her leg & I killed her get well soon toy #sorrynotsorry” My poor 9 year old female doxie broke her leg after a hard fall from the couch and my 5 year old male doxie got jealous of of her new toys, treats, and all the attention she was getting. So in his jealous rage he decides to destroy her new toy and leave the fuzzy pieces all over the living room for us to clean up and know how unhappy he was.
Don’t you Speak dog?!
LuAnne the Basset decided she needed to use this blanket more than I did, and let me know this by barking in my face until I relinquished it. She is a burrower and apparently needed to burrow immediately. We still love her though.
