“I ate my mom’s contact lenses. (Got the case, too)”
I Ate My Moms Contact Lenses
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Every Single Time Without Exception
Every.Single.Time…. without exception. Moose has some serious issues with PDA.
I Push Daddy And Daddy Out Of Bed
I push daddy and daddy out of bed.
And It Gave Me Itchy Splinters In My Mouth So
…and it gave me itchy splinters in my mouth… SO not worth it!
I Like To Walk Right Up To Stranger
I like to walk right up to stranger on walks so they all end up tripping on me, and my mommy has to apologize.
…every night…
Hamilton Loves To Keep Us On Our Toes
Hamilton loves to keep us on our toes, but who couldn’t love that face!
Then I’ll Come In Sleep On Your Head
Then I’ll come in & sleep on your head 🙂
I Ate A Rock And Broke Dads Wallet
I ate a rock, and broke dad’s wallet.
A Poop-splosion!
Editor’s note: I may have frightened my dogs, who were sleeping next to me, when I burst out laughing.
I Ran Out In Front Of My Mom
I ran in front of my mom while she was riding her bike and now her knee is hamburger.
