Our home was burglarized – and I slept through it.
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Pepper Likes To Scare Guests
Pepper likes to scare guests by carrying around lifelike baby dolls.
I will Pants You In Front Of Your Friends
My name is Ginger. I enjoy jumping up and pulling down my dad’s gym shorts in front of the neighbors instead of going potty.
One Of Many Shames
This is Jack Frost—only one of MANY shames
I Thought It Was Cute, Mom Did Not Agree
I thought it was cute, Mom did not agree!
I Knocked Over This Giant Mirror
I knocked over this giant mirror in the middle of the night while my parents were sleeping and almost gave them a heart attack.
Editor’s note: Silver lining is that the mirror is still intact.
I Like To Bite My Daycare Attendant
I like to bite my daycare attendant! (and I would do it again!)
Just Try And Leave Me Again
Just try and leave me again.
Animal Control: They Dont Scare Me
Animal Control… they don’t scare me!
I Skid My Butt Across The Floor Of The Elevator
I skid my butt across the floor of the elevator when there are lots of other people in it.