Puppy woes!
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I Lay Right In Front Of The TV
I lay right in front of the TV so my sissy can’t watch her show because I’m so big. Then I rub it in my watching the show myself.
My Humans Had To Cut The Ball Open And Let The Air Out.
My humans had to cut the ball open and let the air out to free me
So I Chewed Up Her Louis Vuitton Bag.
I didn’t want my Mom to go to work….so I chewed up her Louis Vuitton bag, and made her cry.
Then I Kick Grass At Her Face
I like to wait until mom bends down to pick up my poo & then kick grass at her face. I think it’s funny!
I’m A Trip Hazard
Crunchy has no shame regarding the risks to her brothers and sisters posed by sleeping at the top of the stairs.
Cone Of Shame Doesn’t Come With A Reverse Gear
Atticus had a hard time learning how to cope with his new head-gear after surgery.
My Parents Hired A Professional Photographer
My parents hired a professional photographer and would not turn around.
Apollo Likes To Stare
My roommate’s dog Apollo, follows people around the house and just stares. Around corners, doorways, he just appears and stares at you
I’m Sorry I Jumped On The Dinner Guest
I’m sorry I jumped on the dinner guest… With your granny panties stuck on my head…