I carry around my bowl hoping strangers will feed me a second dinner- Amos
I Carry Around My Bowl Hoping Strangers Will Feed
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I Climb Up The Cat Tree And I Eat The Cat Food
I climb up the cat tree and I eat the cat food, but I have to be lifted into the car.
I Like To Give Momma Kisses When Shes Doing Yoga
I like to give momma kisses when she’s doing yoga so she can’t breathe! Yay downward dog!
-Callie
I Faked A Limp So My Mom Would Stop Making Me Jog
I faked a limp so my mom would stop making me jog with her.
I Trip People Coming Back From The Bathroom In The
I trip people coming back rom the bathroom in the middle of the night.
I’m Oliver My Mommy Made Me Homemade Cookies
I’m Oliver.
My mommy made me homemade cookies.
I thanked her by dragging her through quicksand, forcing her to ask a stranger to help her out….. While she was wearing her Ugg boots
This Really Happened
This really happened.
I Spontaneously Drop To The Floor And Play Dead
I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one has told me to because I am hoping for treats. I am very dramatic and very greedy. -Charlie
A Loved Nightmare
A LOVED nightmare!
I Like Rolling On My Mums Expensive Black Suit
I like rolling on my mum’s expensive black suit before her important job interview.
I shed a lot 🙂
