Ripley doesn’t know she’s a dog. She likes to wear clothes, pretend lipstick, and she develops crushes on men in our neighbourhood. I didn’t raise or train her to be this way. She just came this way. Her flirtations are shameless. It can be exhausting for her mother.
Her sign: “I Flirt with Strange Men”
Zelda was supposed to go in at 8AM to get spayed, however she found a sock under the couch and swallowed it. Took her in still and the doc said he couldn’t do the surgery. Zelda one point, mommy no points.
When she gets mad, she chews.
When Bubba gets bored he sneaks up behind my chair and gives me a nip on the bottom.
I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
I’m always chasing things around but I’ve never caught one before.
“I bite the hand that feeds me. -Frank”
I’ve had Frank the tiger oscar for almost a year and a half. At first it was cool when he started jumping out of the water during feeding, but as he’s gotten bigger, he’s gotten more aggressive. Tonight the little bugger actually bit me, but afterward was deeply ashamed. Ok, maybe not really. But at least he looks somewhat penitent in the photo.
Kid’s Retainer: $225.
Favourite sunglasses: $29.99.
The look on my dog’s face when she has to wear these signs: Priceless.
Throughout 15 hours of grading I had strategically placed the Surface Pro pen out of reach. Then I didn’t…
I was mad that Mommy and Daddy left me at home to go on a date night so I had my own date with their leftover pizza.
