…and he didn’t like it.
“I jumped up on my crate & punched the cat… then I cried for 20 mins because she wouldn’t cuddle ~ Harpo”
Harpo Barx doesn’t quite understand the meaning of the word “subtlety”. He also doesn’t understand why Darcy-cat never wants to hang out with him.
(No cats were harmed, just one goofy, cat-loving Dalmatian’s feelings)
“My name is Titan and I run snout first into all my mom’s lady friends’ nether regions. I am a PERVERT! xxx
At least he is handsome.
‘I’m only friends with the guinea pigs because I like to eat their poo.’
She also ate the second ‘o’ of ‘poo’.
I chewed up Novembers rent cheque 🙁
My name is Cookie, and I like to stare at you like a creeper when you are trying to nap.
I dragged my mom through a fire ant nest. She got bitten 27 times and I got zero.
My dog Fenway ate a key to my husbands work!
Cain clearly does not want anyone scrap booking in the house anymore….
“I jumped on Mom on the back deck and pulled down her pants…and underwear…in front of the neighbors.” -Remi
My name is Bella, I scratch all day and night and run on the hardwood floors so my toenails go click, click, click to make sure my owners get no sleep. I also bark at night for no apparent reason except the voices in my head. I bite my brother’s face…the most docile greyhound on the planet. And occasionally, just for fun…I poop on the bathroom floor.
