Marco chewed the strap off our houseguests bra while she was sleeping.
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Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Lucky you didn’t have to wear a pine’cone or shame’
Tyson spent 3 nights at the vet because he was backed up with shredded pine cones
My Emotions are a Brewin’
“I ate the homebrew kit to spite my moms” when they left for the grocery store.
The thief of Yorkshire
I am a stinkin’ thief. I steal everything and anything and run and hide. It’s a good thing that I am so cute.
Ps. I also like to eat my own poop.
I am not to be trusted and I am disgusting! Love, CoCo
I Once Was Blind
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and Molly got my contacts off my bathroom counter, brought them in the living room, and devoured them. I guess I’ll be wearing glasses for a while.
Deployment box raid
“I ate the almond roca we were sending to papa who is deployed”
Pancho penchant for escapes
Pancho ran away
Doggie boxing ring
“I stomped on my dad’s face and gave him a bloody nose.” More specifically, my nail went up his nose and practically cut his brain. I am not sorry.
We’re Up All Night to Get Lucky
“I ate two Vivarin caffeine pills before my parents took me for an overnight at my favourite doggie day care.”
Buffy barked for 12 hours straight and was slightly more crazy than normal that night.
The Panth-ion
My mum wouldn’t pay $100 for me to get a proper haircut.
Now I look like the illegitimate love child of a panther and a lion.
I’m so ashamed.
