I use Teddies as Sex Toys!
Teddy says “Help!”
I use Teddies as Sex Toys!
Teddy says “Help!”
I like to run after other dogs and I don’t listen
Came home to both my Basset hounds “wearing” feminine hygiene products. They must’ve mistaken them for something to eat!
“I eat fruit flavoured Chapstick so my burps smell like strawberries”
I spilled an entire gallon of dark brown paint and tracked it through my new house.
Lucy decided that her dad’s hearing aids looked delicious. It was a $10,000 meal.
“I got excited and tried to jump onto the bed but instead I hit mom in the face and broke her nose.”
Our 5 month old Great Dane took a flying leap right into my face and shattered my nose. One surgery so far, and one more to go. It’s a good thing she is so cute!
I put the Sock Monkey hat on my dog Buttercup, and when I left to publish the photo, she ate part of it. It only took her about two minutes to destroy the red pom poms.
“I ate a textbook – Cover and all”
My dog, Sam, ate my textbook four days before the final exam.
I ate my little sister’s Birthday Present.