I got fixed, licked the stitches until they dissolved, had to go to the vet to get it stapled and get a cone of shame.The most shameful thing is that I have to wear a bandaid because I can still lick the staples.
Jackshund
I Can Fix It
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Guard dog or Scaredy cat?
Some random man walked into mine and mommy’s apartment by accident. I didn’t bark until he left and was gone for 30 seconds. Some guard dog I am.
Sorry (not really) mom,
Chanel
Stealth Licker
Made my peanut butter on toast ….went to get other stuff while it was on table …. went through 3 slices before I thought “Didn’t I put peanut butter on this” ? …. named and shamed disgusted feel ill and so going to get this dog back
What a Tool
Watson the lab along with his BFF Sherlock the cat have been culprits of mass naughty behaviour and have had more than their fair share of dog/cat shaming. But this time Watson went above and beyond naughty and peed on his daddy’s tools! #BADDOG!
Bees Aren’t Always Very Friendly
One minute I was playing with the bees, the next thing I knew they were in my mouth!!
Like a Good Neighbour…
Lulu refused to go for a walk in the wet weather. As a way of relieving herself, she peed on our downstairs neighbour’s doormat.
Sleep is for the Weak
“My name is Loki and I keep my mom and dad up all night…sleeping is for the weak!”
Pickles Pays the Rent
I ripped up the rent check because I didn’t want mommy and daddy to worry about money…
The Houseguest
“Why eat your owner’s hair straightener when you can eat your houseguest’s?” Not to mention the makeup brush handles that apparently were delicious, in addition to the straightener plug.
Doggie Jewels
Dixie the chihuahua ate a pair of two carat diamond stud earrings. Fortunately, the stones were, ahem, recovered…
