I ate Mom’s new nametag. Maybe she won’t go back to work.
Nametag Nom
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
I lied on my DNA application!
Four months ago we rescued a “border collie mix.” DNA came in yesterday. She’s 50% miniature poodle, 25% Pekingese, and 25% other varieties, NONE OF WHICH ARE A BORDER COLLIE! She’s a MINIATRUE PEKINOODLE!
Science project gone wrong
My dog is not allowed on the second floor of our house, so I was suspicious when I heard her sneaking down the steps. I ran upstairs to find the remains of my daughter’s science experiment. The dog ate the control cupcakes and two covered in dish soap. Ugh!
Out of tune
Mom recently took up guitar and Sidney is NOT a fan!
Gift Giving Gross-out
I brought my mommy a dead rat as a gift. She was not happy! (EWWWWW)
Blueprint Bustin’ Brittany
My Brittany Spaniel Daisy Eats all Paper related items
I love you mommy, sorta
“When mom tries to cuddle me, I get scared and run under the table. I think mom is crazy. I still love you… sometimes… – Kyah”
Dietary Indiscretion
“I ate 10% of my body weight in barbecue and sandwich meat and the vet made me vomit it up. (My mom and the vet are vegetarians.)”
Zoe found and ate 2.5 lbs (she only weighs 23 lbs) of sandwich meat, barbecue chicken, beef, and bones when her mom wasn’t looking. It’s a good thing her mom works at a vet’s office! Her mom and the vet are vegetarians so they really loved cleaning up the vomit – all four rounds of it.
Dogs are hard on the wallet, literally!
Dad got a brand new wallet. I ate it 6 hours later… I also eat cat poop.
Mama Loves Her Old Weiner (and she doesn’t mean daddy)
“I pooped in my mama’s bed this morning, and she still loves me.”
Alice still gets to sleep in mama’s bed even though sometimes she poops in it.
