The sad part is that the kitten was on the other side of a screen door. It just hissed and clawed at the screen, and Steinbeck fell down and started crying. He was traumatized for a day. Not a scratch on him…
A Kitten Beat Me Up
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Dolls are creepy, okay?
Lulu climbed a wall to get this heirloom off the dismember it. I told my sons it was the only irreplaceable item in the house. We call her Lulu the Eviscerator.
Getting festive, OUCH!
The night before Thanksgiving, our Goldendoodle Puppy, Zeke, decided to eat 2 sewing needles. Our older daughters had been sewing popcorn on threads and left them unattended for a few minutes… Zeke decided to eat the popcorn, thread, AND needles! He is completely unashamed.
Crunch and his “girlfriend”
Crunch and his non breathing girlfriend.
Snow White and the Seven Barfs
I was heading to a friend’s costume-themed bachelorette dressed up as Snow White. I was walking out the door when i saw a black smudge in the carpet and realized i was also missing my tube of eyelash glue. Luca, our labrador who eats everything was licking his lips, which is always the give away. The whole family followed him around for two hours until he puked.
Max may not be going to heaven
My dear Maximillian has the very bad habit of peeing on, well, everything. His worst two offences include peeing on our pastor’s leg (I saw it happen, luckily the pastor didn’t and Max was so small that the drops were few…) and peeing on the cross set up at our church’s outdoor worship centre.
Run, Run, Ruby
Our sweet little Ruby can run amazingly fast. My daughter decided to open the screen door one morning and let her out. Ruby does not come when you call her, it just gives her inspiration to run harder.
Foam rolling with the homies
Jackson has decided that the human foam roller must be a dog toy…
Fake ID? This is totally me!
“I ate my mommy’s ID badge for work.”
Lexi, our 9 month old Shepherd mix puppy, got curious one night and found my ID badge on the table. The next morning I found the ID badge and holder on her dog bed destroyed. I had to go to the school district where I work and tell them my dog ate my ID badge…really!
Inter-office memo
Stella Luna, our Chihuahua can cast spells, and even when she is locked in her cage a turd can appear in my office at anytime.
