I chased after Mom, caused a ten car back-up on a busy road, rode in an ambulance to the fire department, then rode in a squad car to the police department, and almost made it to animal control before Mom picked me up from jail all on one Saturday night.
I am such a vigilant guard dog. I bark at kale.
I ate the treats that were supposed to go to to dogs at the humane society!
My beagle, Bebe, crept under the Christmas Tree and abducted the sweet Christ Child from his manger. She then proceeded to de-swaddled him and chew his limbs and head to pieces. 🙁
Mabel Hid the Bone and brought it out only when she was told she could keep it.
I like to open Christmas gifts that are not meant for me. ~ Phoebe
Charlie can’t hold his licker!
I tore apart 2 sand filled weight balls & turned the living room into an indoor beach!
“First, I shredded mom’s new Santa decoration. Then, I ate baby Jesus and vomited him up at the foot of mom’s bed at 4:00 am”
“I ate most of my mommy’s Vaseline. She had to move the whole bed to get me!
Sorry, not sorry!
Love, Loki
*I heard her make the appointment to get me neutered… she deserved this!*”
Loki had been missing for about half an hour. I should have know the Norse God of Mischief was up to no good. I found him under the bed (where he knows we can’t reach him) enjoying the delicious petroleum jelly. Our king-size bed is heavy and hard to move, but he was caught red-handed! Going potty is going to be LOTS of fun later!
