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Dog Shaming Team
My name is E-lynn.. It was New Year’s Eve & they left Portia (my BFF) and I home alone again.. So I decided to demolish a brand new leather jacket that was less than a week old. My family just unpacked from Christmas vacation and all the jackets were in a pile. I decided to pull the leather one from the bottom of the pile and chew off the entire sleeve. And here I am 🙂
Stewie got this sign for Christmas after she bit a chunk of fur out of her kitty brother’s neck because he always tries to eat her hay. She also chases the dog and steals his toys.
I clawed my dad’s testicle when he tried to give me a bath. -Lucy
I pulled Mom into a parked car, breaking one of her ribs. In my defense, the cat I was chasing started it. — Darmit
P.S. Happy New Year, Mom!
Noises outside of my control freak me out. I broke the new ceramic water bowl when the bug guy was here…Chewed up the wooden blinds to assert my dominance to the gentleman who cleans the pool…Ripped the curtain rod OUT OF THE WALL to show the landscaper I’m the boss of the house. This is my newest offering to the list.
I am the Destroyer of Mom’s nice things.
I like peeing on the doormat as i don’t like people coming over.
Sorry Mom, I can’t stop running and I tore my ACL for the second time in 2 years!!!
Edison ate a Christmas ornament from 1988 that I made for my grandmother.
In case anyone can’t read the sign: “I like to lower my head, stare off into a corner, and growl at NOTHING. I only do this when Mommy is alone at it is night time. Freaking her out is hilarious! -Phineas”
My little fuzz-baby, the hairiest Ghost Buster, making Mommy uncomfortable while Daddy is away.
