Dogshaming

The Lion, the Witch, and the Noisy Dog Bowl

Posted January 28th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

Mommy and Daddy took away my ball because it was driving them mad! But I got them back by turning my bowl into a nosier toy.

Learn to read another day

Posted January 28th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

My mom spent hours cutting out tiny letters for her phonics lessons. I spent 5 minutes chewing them up.

NY state of shame

Posted January 26th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

A good friend of mine just returned from New York and brought me this awesome baseball that had NewYork written on it. i haven’t even shown it to Ares (my dog) so i wouldn’t make him curious. I thought i went out to get him a treat too so i strategically placed the ball on top of the 1.2m table out of his reach (he has a history of tracking down new things) . Unfortunately, the table had a sheet on it and it was all Ares needed. By the time i got back (about 5-8minutes) he already finished with the ball and was sleeping in his bed.

Nolan the Proctologist

Posted January 25th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

“I must have been a proctologist in another life because whenever I meet someone, I stick my nose up their butt- far up there!!”
Not 30 seconds after a guest enters our home we are bound to hear a surprised yelp or a loud “whoa” and we know Nolan has found them and given them their “exam.”

Gracie needs schooling!

Posted January 22nd, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Reading Rover, Submitted.

Gracie didn’t realize she cost her poor college student mom money!

I’m trying to SAVE YOU! Let me save you! OW!!

Posted January 21st, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Car Corruption, Submitted, Who's Training Whom.

Pippi got hit by a car and thankfully was not injured. She bit me when I pinned her down immediately after the car hit her, I was trying to put her collar back on. She was uninjured….I’m going to a hand surgeon this week….Pippi monster!

how to turn $1.99 into $1000

Posted January 18th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I ate 17 of my moms hair ties and racked up a $1000 vet bill for surgery to get them all out! I’m sorry mom!
Love,
Squishy

Hopefully I poop out good luck

Posted January 18th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

My son’s favorite part of ordering Chinese is the fortune cookie..when he came to get me to read his fortune Diamond (our English bulldog) ate his cookie and his fortune!

Practice safe shame

Posted January 17th, 2015 by & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I don’t know who’s in more trouble, dog or brother. What do you think?

Just £3000 for a sponge dad, what a deal!