Artie pulls the stuffing out of the couch when he doesn’t get to go in the car with Mom.
Artie Parties When Mom is Away
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Nala tortures her toys
I drowned my toys, but my mommy always saves them.
The Boss’ Dog
He ate $180 pair of glasses and a book not a week old.
I ate mom’s knitting
I ate my mom’s knitting just as she was about to cast off because, puppy.
You got 10 seconds! 10…9…8…
If my owner doesn’t walk me as soon as they get home I poop and pee on the rug.
Revenge of the PJ snatchers
I left to go to school; he never likes being alone. So he took out his vengeance on my pajamas.
Alarming behaviour
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
Was that a challenge? Did I pass?
“While my dog sitter was in the bathroom, I could, and I DID. Love, PorkChop”
He waited until my partner went to the bathroom, then he did a little light chewing.. er, reading. In a year of dog sitting, this is the first casualty. Very apt, PC. Very apt. I Could Chew on This is available everywhere, click here to buy Francesco Marciuliano’s book!
CPA’Pup in trouble
I went under the bed and totally chewed the nose piece and head strap off of my daddy’s CPAP machine. The only way my daddy sleeps without snoring is by wearing this mask. Now neither my mommy nor my daddy will be able to sleep. But I’ll sleep just fine burrowed under the covers-and that’s all that matters!
Spring Break? I don’t think so.
My dog really did eat passports and three twenty dollar bills.
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