This morning I woke up my mom by jumping onto the bed and punching her in the face.
face punch – Dog Shaming
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
Mean Mugging
“I give dirty, judgmental looks (but really I’m a big almost 90lb baby!)
…Actually Kind-of Sorry
My mom spent $1,300 to make sure the shoelace I ate didn’t get stuck inside me! I pooped it out fine…
-actually kind of sorry, Oliver.
Parlez-vous Français?
Mom went to Paris without me … so I ate the SD card (with ALL the photos … BEFORE they got downloaded).
je t’aime,
Mazy
Beat Around the Bush
After swimming in the creek, he bolted straight for a bunch of bushes. I don’t know what kind of bushes they were, but hundreds of their parts stuck to him. Yay.
Nowhere Else to Poop?
I pooped in the doggie water fountain at the dog park.
Nip in the Flower Bud
I bit the gardener on the butt!
Nailed it
I was very defiant at the vet while getting my nails clipped…then, as we were leaving and mom was paying, I took a (massive) dump on the welcome mat in front of the receptionist desk…
What a Weenie!
Hershey loves his cousin’s diabetic food so much he steals it when nobody is looking!
Bubble Trouble
Our pup Atlas loves to be spiteful if we put him in his cage. If anything is near by, we don’t know how, but he pulls it in and destroys it. This time it was a roll of bubble wrap! He knows he was a bad boy…..he put himself in time out for about an hour after we got home.
