Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.
Little Stress ball of fur
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
How you doin’?
I run away from home and use my good looks to get gourmet wild rabbit treat at the village market #fancypants #golddigger
H.A. (Humpers Anonymous)
I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
Paging Dr. Stafordshire
While taking a shower, Blossom ate my stethoscope.
Bad Host
I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
Luca Scissor Teeth
Luca is my 8 month old beagle. In a span of a month, he has broken 5 of his Dad’s collars. Recently, he has taken to snipping off his own. Keep In mind that, according to his groomer, there are no other stronger collars in the market. His brand new one lasted only 5 days. He’s in house arrest for now. My wallet weeps from the abuse. I don’t know if I should be mad or be impressed of his “talent”.
I was just giving you a ribbing!
“I pulled Mommy down in the snow and fractured her rib.”
I was walking down a hill in the snow and Eleanor decided to abruptly turn around and at full speed run UP the hill. This caused me to lose my footing and fall down on the retractable leash, fracturing my rib. After I fell, she thought I was playing and jumped on me. When I screamed in agony, she felt bad, I think…
The Executioner
“I was left alone for 10 minutes and decapitated a Samurai…..ps: I am NOT ashamed”
We popped out to the shops for roughly 10 minutes and returned home to a tail wagging Lily next to a headless statue. Still not too sure how she accomplished it…
Hairy Situation
My mom left me home while she went to work, so I ate her hairbrush.
Tootin’ for Toddlers!
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
