“I chased a squirrel thru a CLOSED window.” Herman loves the squirrels but when he went after this one it wasn’t on the other side of the yard. It was on the other side of the window. He wasn’t hurt and neither was the squirrel. Just my bank account.
I liked Mom’s new sunglasses so much that I chewed both arms so I could keep them myself!
I decided to bring my dog up to university for a week and she wouldn’t pee when I took her outside. Turns out she prefers my roommate’s carpet!
Tetley the whippet spends a lot of time looking guilty, because he also spends a lot of time stealing and eating (or just destroying) our property. We’re used to it by now, but he crossed the line when he bit the nose off of the teedy bear that Clara had brought home from school to look after,
I hump the guinea pig.
And I like it!
I ate my big sister’s bed while mom and Grammy went to spin class!
I decided that cat poop was the Breakfast of Champions. Now my face licking privileges have been revoked!!!
Mom just vacuumed up all my hair all over the house so I decided to bring inside and chew up this stick into tiny pieces. Not even a little bit sorry, I hate the vacuum.
I have expensive taste… I ate Gucci sunglasses for breakfast
We have no dog here, but this kitten is shameful enough to match the best of dogs! Sign says: ‘I rescued the plant from the window! -You’re Welcome Mommy!’
