We go out for dinner and they go into demolition mode!!
H-E-Double-Hockeysticks!!

We go out for dinner and they go into demolition mode!!
I pee in my brother’s bowl because I get mad that he gets to eat food too!
They left me alone in the house, uncrated, to see what I would do. I opened the unlocked interior garage door, setting off the alarm. Then the police came …
I ate my granny’s passport and now she’s stuck in Canada.
Grandpa gave us a CD of 600 family photos – 7 generations!
I ATE THEM. 🙁
We went camping and came back a little over an hour later after going to lunch and this is what we drove up to.
Speaks for itself!
I sneak inside when mom isn’t looking and steal my sisters toy and hide them all over yard! Love, Ruby
“I won’t let my mom get any work done.” Mia doesn’t seem to realize that if she let me finish my work, instead of inserting hundreds of ///////////////////s into my emails with her chin, we could go for a walk.
I ATE MOM’S GOOD CHOCOLATE SHE BROUGHT FROM EUROPE. MORE PLEASE!
Toby had to be given hydrogen peroxide and vomited the chocolate all over
the floor. He is fine now, but keep chocolate away from dogs!!