We thought she could sink no lower. Pepper proving she will always be the matriarch in the pack now!! Woopsii. Poor Lady !
I ate my dead Aunt
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
BREAKING NEWS: Mom’s home!
“Mom, I was just so excited to see you…”
Employee of the Month
I ate the notes from mom’s conference call. I am NOT ashamed.
Lean On Me
I’m Atticus. Whenever my little sister sits on the floor, I must lean on her. No matter where or when.
I’m all about that Basset
Bramble the basset hound says “I knocked over a bottle of Tabasco and it ate through the tile floor. I regret nothing.”
White Chocolate Rug
Elsa found a hot chocolate packet in my wife’s purse and decided to eat it on a white rug that my wife bought for her home office.
Using the Force
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
Thank Goodness I’m cute. What??
“My mom and dad could have bought 5 replacements for me for the cost of the hearing aid I chewed up ($2,300). But they didn’t.”
This is the only thing Gordie has destroyed in 5 years. He’s a good dog!
Happy birthday, Mom!
Nova decided to surprise me for my birthday today by destroying my only pair of glasses!
The Fish Needed a Bit More Pepper
Pepper is our 12 year old dachshund. She sometimes thinks she is still a puppy and chews on stuff. I found her dad’s 25 year old mounted fish torn up today. She is only a little sorry.
