I was being walked on a nice Seattle day, and I saw a couple young kids with bags from Popeye’s Chicken. I decided I should get my leash tangled around the smallest one, and when my owner was busy trying to untangle us, I made a mad dash for the chicken.
There is no reward without risk, and the spicy chicken bites were well worth the risk.
I am a Freak! I humped 2 window salesmen in 1 week.
Yup, he decapitated Barbie all right.
“I bit off more than I could chew of the cat and I am not sorry.” Our dachshund Charlie Brown chased the cat next door and bit off more than he could chew. The cat’s fine but as you can see, Charlie isn’t. Bad dog!
When I had the flu, Broadway Joe Namath-Tanner was not very sympathetic.
Neighbour kids were picnicking out front, next door. Our four year old opened the garage and Scout got out. She decided to visit them….and eat their Happy Meals.
“I really like playing in the rain (especially after my grandma showers me)”
This is Magalí, and she REALLY likes playing in the rain right after my mother-in-law bathes her and tells everyone that she is looking beautiful…
Priscilla loves to chew on anything that is not her toys, this time she got lucky the extension cord was unplugged!!
I require the most expensive double-ground mulch for my sunning pleasure. I’m not ashamed.
I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
