I chewed up a bottle of blue nail polish on my mom’s new Pottery Barn comforter. My poop was blue for days. Love, Dante
Don’t Be so Blue
Posts Categorized: Best Friend Betrayal
The Real Cause of Dwindling Bee Population
We had to take Nicholas to the emergency vet for an allergic reaction that made his whole face swell up. The likely cause: Nicholas likes to eat bees. Now he has to take Benadryl every day.
Don’t put Baby in the Corner
Bruce wasn’t happy that he was left out of playing in the Doc Mcstuffing tent so he decided to eat it so no one could play!!
Wake-up Call
“I woke the baby because I got stuck under the couch while rescuing my dearly beloved tennis ball from the dust bunnies.” -Fiona
Owner’s note: It had to happen at 1am!
Well she is French After all…
She’s stained with the wine now. It’s her scarlet letter.
Am I not Enough?
I went on a date without Trooper. This is what I came home to. He pulled the trim off the door.
The Snorer
I snore louder than a grown man.
Underbite Me!
My name is Choko and I like to bite me and lick me a lot.
Braces Yourself!
I ate the top tray of my mom’s Invisalign. She says that’s gonna come back to bit me in the…
Whose Little Ponies?!
Our Mastiff-Lab mix, Maisy, kept sneaking away and chewing up My Little Ponies! After many casualties, we were able to figure out where she was getting them from! We hid them, but not before we took a dog shaming picture…
