Dodger dug up a nest of lizards at daycare. The staff moved the dogs to a different field to give the lizards a chance. They carried Dodger and when they put him down, he laid his head on the ground and after several minutes opened his mouth and out hopped two lizards. They were fine. However, later that week a rooster flew over the fence at daycare and met his demise.
Oliver and Daisy welcomed the robbers into our house. My parents were in town visiting for my grandmother’s funeral. We went out for dinner and came home to find the house had been trashed and electronics stolen. Final count included two laptops, two cameras, my dad’s backpack, car keys and my mom’s half eaten pack of Twizzlers gone. When the police found the guys who did it, they commented on how friendly my dogs were!
Sign says “We welcomed the robbers and watched them take Mom, Gramma and Papa’s stuff! Thanks for visiting- come again!”
They haven’t exhibited any remorse.
This is Linda the pug. Linda chewed 2 water guns in two days. Linda sticks her tongue out at me when I ask her who chewed the guns. Linda is clearly a democrat and NOT a member of the NRA! Liberal Linda!
I walked away when Mom tried to warm her cold toes on my warm belly. Not sorry
-Thumbelina.
We’ve been having a real problem with Sam getting into the refrigerator. He decided on a half pound bag of Rainer cherries today. Toxic pits and all. The fridge is now sporting two child locks and we’re waiting to see if they work!
He hasn’t eaten a non-dog toy in two years. But apparently this sneaky boy thought I got the antenna ball for him.
“I stole a Mickey Mouse antenna ball out of my Mom’s suitcase and ate an ear!! (It was a gift for my mom’s friend). Yummy!! Bruno”
My name is Ruby. My owners walk me every morning, then I come in and poop on the living room floor in the same spot. As soon as my owners notice I drop to the ground and roll over so they can’t stay mad at me.
I was walking our dog Lake down to the local river, where it had been raining the night before. Of course there was lots of mud to play in, and on the way home we walked past a man in what looked like a very expensive suit. Lake thought this would be the best time to get rid of the mud on his paws. 🙁
I only chase the goats a little. Soon they will grow big and have horns as weapons.
Liberty just got back from the vet… Not good news 🙁
