“I didn’t want my daddy to pass the P.E. exam”
So my 2 yr old lab, Noah, tore up my practice exam book, calculator, and pencil so I wouldn’t pass the professional engineering exam, then become a jobless bum, and have to stay home with him instead!
So I come home from work yesterday and noticed one of my diamond earrings, that I forgot to remove from coffee table, was missing. I found the back to it in one of my furbabies beds, chewed flat. I didn’t know which one did it so they both had to have an X-ray this morning to find out who the culprit was. Unfortunately I chose the wrong one to have X-ray first so I ended up paying for two of them. Needless to say, I know my diamond earring is safe for the time being.
This is Helga. Our dear friends (and her godparents) brought their new puppy to visit for a play date at our home. Helga was jealous and selfish over her toys and humans. She bullied and chased the puppy so badly we had to separate them all night. Also, she apparently taught the puppy how to growl angrily. We were mortified.
Our puppy literally ate our daughter’s camp paperwork on the ride to camp.
This is Tesla- AKA “Tess the mess”. She doesn’t like us to leave her, even though she stayed with her grandparents. That earring was $60. To get it again was $240. My husband now says those earrings are worth $300. 🙄
I am a huge jerk! It just came in the mail TODAY. My mom has been waiting for it for 6 weeks.
Groundhog chaser!
My name is “MugShot Molly”#120718I murdered mom’s RayBans so she can’t see what bad things I get into.#Innocent until proven guilty.#I plead the 5th
I am a bad dog. I ate the car title 2 hours before it sold.
My mom was cutting the grass & I got bored. Now I am green all over
