I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
The Shredder
Posts Categorized: Bed Hogs
Feathery Fiend
My German Shepherd snuck away from my mom and tore up her favorite feather pillow
Bed Buddy
A few years ago, I rescued Tillie from a hotel parking lot where she was sleeping on a cold grass median. Now Tillie enjoys our new bed more than her mom and dad. She’s one lucky girl.
I need sleep too!
Daddy wouldn’t let me sleep in the bed. So……. I ate it!
What, you don’t drool in your sleep?
Ruger has bad habits.
Hashbrown, not sorry!
I can’t be trusted when left alone with delicious bedsheets. #itsamiracle #sorryimnotsorry
Alarming behaviour
“I’ve decided the best way to wake up mom is to SIT on her head!”
Tit for tat
My master yelled at me for sleeping on her bed. I, in return, ate her ear buds. Now we’re even!
Kota
Fit for a Queen-size mattress
I crawl between my parents at night and push my dad out of bed. Dad sleeps on the couch now…I get mom and a queen size bed to myself.
-Meg
Sampson needs his comfort-er
While visiting my brother, he showed me the new blanket he bought for the guest bedroom. My brother forgot to close the door and his dog Sampson jumped on the bed and made himself comfortable on the blanket that was just bought a few days before.
