He’s small, but he’s got surface area. We haven’t slept right in 5 years.
Weighs 15 LBS. Takes Up Entire Bed

He’s small, but he’s got surface area. We haven’t slept right in 5 years.
I like to eat ALL the down pillows while dad is away! I also love chewing gallon water jugs on the bed until all the water is soaked into the mattress because I am a bastard
when i get scared during storms i poop on my (human) brother’s pillow
interspecies sibling shame
Ronald likes to fart under the covers…a lot.
your shame cannot be concealed
Ronald likes to fart under the covers…a lot.
your shame cannot be concealed
Ronald likes to fart under the covers…a lot.
your shame cannot be concealed
completely inappropriate
completely inappropriate
completely inappropriate