Mom kicked me off her bed so I took all her pillows to make my own bed.
Posts Categorized: Bed Hogs
Madeleine Likes To Ruffle The Bed Linens
Madeleine likes to ruffle the bed linens until they no longer resemble bed linens, but a landfill.
My Kong Got Stuck In Your Sheets
Hi, I’m Diego! I was playing with my kong and it got stuck under Dad’s sheets. So, I had NO choice but to bite through the sheets to get it out. Problem is, I got stuck. This is how my Dad found me when he came home from work for lunch.
I Hog The Bed
I hog the bed.
I Have My Own Bed But…
I have my own bed, but I like to sneak into my 7 year old owners’s bed and sleep in there
I’m Cause Of Mom And Dad’s Chronic Neck Pain
“I am the cause of Mom and Dad’s chronic neck pain.”
Walter refuses to sleep anywhere but on top of the pillows/our heads at night.
I Push Daddy And Daddy Out Of Bed
I push daddy and daddy out of bed.
I Roll In Dirt Then Jump On The Bed
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
And I’m Neutered
…And I’m neutered.
I Am Even Shamed At My Shame Sign
I am even shamed at my shame sign.