Mom kicked me off her bed so I took all her pillows to make my own bed.
Canine Retaliation

Mom kicked me off her bed so I took all her pillows to make my own bed.
Madeleine likes to ruffle the bed linens until they no longer resemble bed linens, but a landfill.
Hi, I’m Diego! I was playing with my kong and it got stuck under Dad’s sheets. So, I had NO choice but to bite through the sheets to get it out. Problem is, I got stuck. This is how my Dad found me when he came home from work for lunch.
I hog the bed.
I have my own bed, but I like to sneak into my 7 year old owners’s bed and sleep in there
“I am the cause of Mom and Dad’s chronic neck pain.”
Walter refuses to sleep anywhere but on top of the pillows/our heads at night.
I push daddy and daddy out of bed.
I roll in dirt, then jump on the bed.
…And I’m neutered.
I am even shamed at my shame sign.