I don’t always eat coloured pencils, but when I do, I poop RAINBOWS!
She needed a bit colour in her life.
Posts Categorized: Bad Bakers
Banana Bread Feast
My dog, Walt, got into a loaf of Banana Bread while I was out. Sign reads “I got hungry while you were out. This Banana Bread is delicious,… want some?!”
The Name Game
Meatloaf’s human just rescued him a few days ago and was debating what she would call him. After she picked the perfect name, she made a sign for a picture and to thank her friends who suggested names. But Meatloaf had something else in mind…while his human was busy sign-making, he stole a stick of butter off of the counter and ate it. Wrapper and all. Now the sign came in handy for more than one purpose.
You got a little shmutz of shmear there…
While her Mommy & Daddy were getting ready for work, she stole their bagel and licked all the cream cheese off.
You’ve got a Sprinkle in your step now!
I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
Muffin Batter Eater
The leftover batter bowl was left on the kitchen counter while I went upstairs. When I came back down, the bowl was miraculously clean and the dog had a very guilty face when I discovered it.
caught bread-handed
Oscar trying to play off that we found the bread bag he so coy-ly tried to stash under the couch
“I ate all the bread”
Starch Raving Mad
When my mom was busy entertaining guests in another room, I ate half a pot of potato leek soup warming on the stove.
No regrets, except that now I have gas….lots of gas.
Cookie Ninjas
“We teamed up to eat an entire bag of orange cookies in less than 10 minutes. We are like really bad ninjas.”
I ran to the gas station and came back less than 10 minutes later. Jasper and Winnie had stolen a bag of sealed cookies off the table, chewed a hole in the bag, and devoured 2 dozen freshly made cookies before I got home!
Wrappers’ Delight
I ate the cupcake wrappers too.
