Lexi just wants to have Fun…fetti

Tasha really likes the new environment-friendly packaging for the new Girl Scout cookies.
I ate the 10 remaining donuts while my mom was sleeping.
I stole Tara and Matt’s hand-decorated cookies from the countertop and ate them all.
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.
On my way home, the lid popped open and Max our Staffie sat in the back of the car and licked all the icing off my 3 slices of carrot cake intended for a birthday party. He cannot resist anything sweet…
“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”
Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.