Posts Categorized: Bad Bakers
Support your local Girl Scouts
Tasha really likes the new environment-friendly packaging for the new Girl Scout cookies.
I Thought you said “Donut Dog”, not “Donut Day”!
I ate the 10 remaining donuts while my mom was sleeping.
I stole the kids’ cookies…
I stole Tara and Matt’s hand-decorated cookies from the countertop and ate them all.
Too Cheesy?
“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
Carrots are good for me!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
Paste Face
I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.
Icing, Icing Baby!
On my way home, the lid popped open and Max our Staffie sat in the back of the car and licked all the icing off my 3 slices of carrot cake intended for a birthday party. He cannot resist anything sweet…
Oscar The Grouch is Green
“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”
That wasn’t a single serving?
Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.