The big brother stole a pound of butter off the counter and vomited on the carpet.
Australian Dairy Cattle Dog
Posts Categorized: Bad Bakers
Breaded, Tarred, and Feathered.
We left the house for 1/2 an hour and Ally counter surfed and ate the whole loaf of Italian bread. She has been in a carb coma all morning.
An entire cake, just for me?
I licked the frosting off the cake… They left it on the stove for me! Right?
Mystra does her best not-at-all guilty look… The cream cheese frosting was too tempting to resist.
That’s the last time I eat cupcakes
I ate 8 cupcakes with silicone liners. The vet had to surgically remove them.
Who’s really to blame?
Dagger, our Blue Lacy, has recently become an only dog in our family. Things on the counters have started to disappear when we leave now. We must have a food burglar that keeps breaking in and not setting off our house alarm. The dozen cookies that were left cooling somehow were eaten.
Pillsbury Dough-Dog
I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough paw prints on the carpet.
Treat yo’ basself
Rosie’s hound nose gets her into trouble a lot of the time. While I was in the shower, she decided that her own food was not good enough and went for mine instead. Being a long dog really helps reach tall spots. “While mom is in the shower, I like to eat her treats before she gets to enjoy them. I regret nothing. Her treats are delicious!” ~Rosie
King Cake Crapfest
Yes, I ate the last of the Haydel’s king cake. Which was a present for my boy’s birthday and which my people had been rationing to make last. And which Junebug told me was tasty, so really she should be wearing a sign too.
Let’s squash this
Poppyseed bests vanilla
