My name is Duke, and I really wanted to try the cake that my mom made for my sister’s 3rd birthday. I didn’t even wait for it to cool once she took it out of the oven. She left for the bathroom, and that was my chance. It was REALLY good…
I left a Jalapeno bread on the table in the morning, only to find it gone by lunch time – along with a very guilty-looking dog.
It took me 12 hours to prepare and bake some bread, but it only took 15 minutes for my husky-lab mix, Nico, to jump onto the counter and eat while I was in the shower.
We left for dinner and when we got home, Reginald had “baked” some dessert for us. What a considerate guy.
I MADE YOU A LOAF.
I found the bag of corn flour you meant to dispose of yesterday… Lexi is a repeat offender, first time since we found Dog Shaming. We lulled ourselves into thinking our girls were not nearly dogshaming worthy… She covered the floor in 3 rooms, and then someone (big sis not pictured) nested in the bed.
I left to go to dinner and decided to leave my Weimaraner, Lucy, and Mastiff/Pitt mix, Abby, out for the evening. When I got home, I was greeted by flour tracks all over my house, and Lucy’s teeth caked with flour paste. Abby was spotless, but Lucy was covered. I honestly don’t even know where she found the flour.
The picture says, “I ate half a bag of flour, and tracked the other half around the house. My mom had to scrape flour-paste out of my teeth. I’m not even sorry. <3 Lucy”
Maymo the lemon beagle fails at making everyone a nice lunch of sandwiches. Fortunately, Maymo is able to utilize the half loaf of bread he didn’t destroy by turning it into a very fashionable bread hat.
To keep abreast of Maymo’s mischievous activities, check out his facebook page here or his youtube page here.
Clarence got into the dry food while we were out. In addition to the flour, he was happily munching on a pound of dry spaghetti noodles when I walked in.
We thought we had placed the bag of flour far out of his reach. Thankfully, the huge piles were contained to one area, but there were lots of white paw prints throughout the house.
