I eat a little girl’s snack…so I “petted” my dog with a red marker.
Red-faced revenge
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
Dirty Diaper Disaster
I just changed my daughter’s diaper and then we laid down to nap. A couple of hours later we woke up to Tuck following us guiltily around the house. Shortly after, we discover the reminisce of her poopy diaper on the floor in her room. I look over at our dog, Tuck, and he is cowered down licking his lips.. GROSS!!!
Butt, I heart you?
I jumped into the tiny human’s lap & ate all of her mac & cheese while she sat there & cried
Man…or baby’s best friend.
I pooped in my big girl undies. ….I ate them
Mr. Peanuts gets fired from his first babysitting gig
Mr Peanuts has always been jealous of his little sister sitting on the chair in the bedroom, so he ate her while mum was at work.
Editor’s note: FYI, That’s not a real baby!! LOL
Childhood Trauma
I bolted out the door on Halloween and scared a little girl in a princess costume.
Labradud
I’m Max and I like to eat dirty diapers and nursing pads.
If I sneeze on it, do I now own it?
I sneezed on the baby.
Potty poopin’ dachshund
I think the 2 yr olds potty chair is my snack bowl.
Bad Big Brother Birthday Blunder
I ate my little sister’s Birthday Present.
