This is Onyx, the klepto kitty.
“I steal the baby’s bottle and usually chew the tip off! 🙁 This has happened AT LEAST 4 times! Not ashamed and Not sorry!”
Disclaimer: no parts were ingested during the shenanigans! Mom found all pieces during each incident and was not happy about it. Neither was the baby.
Jake ate Dora
My name is Raina and I ate all of the boxtops that we saved for my human brother’s school. It was fun to spread them all over the house like confetti. And I swallowed the ones that really smelled like food! No, I’m not really ashamed.
Bauer was curious around the baby stroller at the park since we are not around babies, or little kids much. He sniffed the owners, sniffed the baby’s hand, and then lifted a leg on the front. Pranced away with his head high almost with a smile on his face.
“I can’t sleep without bed in my mouth 🙁 ~Willie/Dog “
“My family switched to cloth diapers so I at least won’t die from being nasty.” After eating several disposable diapers out of the trash, we got worried that our dog, Lola, was ingesting some gnarly chemicals. We invested in cloth diapers, hoping that they’d stay out her reach and wouldn’t be as harsh on her system. That was naive… apparently she can smell poopy diapers through the wet bags. Diapers are her favorite, but she’s also a fan of underwear, pants, shirts, bibs, and gym shoes.
I broke loose from my dad and chased after a squirrel! BUT I was a good girl and stayed by the tree!
— Daisey
Buddy’s mommy recently gave birth to her first child and, for the most part, Buddy has accepted the new addition with grace and good humor. But when Mommy presented her childhood treasure, Sweetheart the Bear, to the new baby…well, her *first* baby decided enough was enough! Sweetheart is currently recuperating at Auntie C’s doll hospital and will soon make her home on a very high shelf.
I live with 2 guide dogs, but have no sympathy for the blinds! -Forest
While roaming the house, Louie came across a great collection of Barbie and Ken dolls. Not satisfied with the selection, Louie decided to create his own toy. Now Shark Attack Barbie has a companion.
