I get embarrassed when my mom & dad yell at me for trying to hump my 12-year-old human sisters friends…
Bad Host
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
Tootin’ for Toddlers!
When I sleep I get so relaxed I fart. I smell so bad I made my little human throw up all over her bed. They are silent but violent.
The Big Bad Wolf
My kids where playing in there playhouse and Zeus wanted in. The wouldn’t let him in there club so he tore the door off. If there is no door than everyone is welcomed
Cheeri-oh no!!
Somehow our dog Malcolm got my son’s school art project off the counter and ate the cheerios that had been glued on. Not sure if he was hungry, or didn’t like my son’s artistic creation.
two, four, six, ate my homework
We went to watch my sons wrestling match and came home to a chewed up Ziploc bag of multiplication facts that she stole out of my son’s backpack. Every Ziploc bag we have no matter what is in it or what size, Daisy will chew it up like a junkyard dog.
No pot of gold yet…..
“I eat crayons. Later, I poop rainbows.” Harvey, our yellow lab, devours crayons if they are left out. Then he has rainbow poop– literally. My kiddo included her artistic rendition of it on the sign. Perhaps Harvey longs to be a unicorn?
And the award for worst guard dog goes to…
I’m supposed to keep the chickens out of the house.
Chain reaction
I like to throw up my breakfast and then eat it. My human brother watches me and it makes him gag too! I smell like vomit every day.
Partners in Crime
“I throw my bibs on the ground….”
“And I poop on them.”
Our 1 year old hates to wear a bib at any meal so she throws them in the ground and our shih tzu poops on the, :/
Olaf says Let it go!
My name is Olaf. I hate frozen figurines. I have eaten Elsa, snacked Hans’ hands, and used Anna’s feet to floss my teeth. Sven, Olaf, and Kristoff have been saved from my mouth but don’t worry. I will get them. I will.
