Reaching New Levels of Thievery

I jump up on the dining table and steal my human sister’s goldfish crackers. I have boundary issues.
I stole Tara and Matt’s hand-decorated cookies from the countertop and ate them all.
I’m a balloon killer.
I learned that they don’t sell cards that say “I’m sorry my puppy peed on your baby” We had to make our own 🙂
I steal the baby’s bottles, chew off the nipples, and drink the milk inside. Bad baby!
Meet Bauer (pronounced bow were). He is something else. He also has an epic guilty face. As bad as he can be… we love him!
A couple of times, our dog has decided that a good way to introduce himself to children is by surprise body-slamming them to the ground even. (No children were harm thankfully)
“I have been EATING my baby sister’s pacifiers on a weekly basis!”
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.