I ate a 4 year old’s pumpkin. (she cried!!) Then, I hid behind the curtains. I am in sooo much trouble today 🙁
I Ate A 4 Year Old’s Pumpkin
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
I’m A Sneaky Snook
I’m a “sneaky snook” and try to steal my sister’s birthday cupcakes!
I Stole A Soccer Ball
This is my precious Lola. When I bring a ball to play with, she’s not that interested, but anyone else’s is fair game! Running 200 metres down the beach to steal a soccer ball off a 2 year old kid was a new low for her – lucky the Dad had a good sense of humour!
I Destroyed My Child-Human’s New Toy Fire Hat
This is Scarlet, our 7 month old German Shepherd, who would like you to know: “I destroyed my child-human’s new toy fire hat. I have disrespected children, toys, and firefighters everywhere.”
I Drink The Baby’s Milk
This is Sofie my parents dog I got her from the shelter. She LOVES to come visit me and baby John, the only problem is she drinks his milk then EATS the bottle!
I Share The Baby’s Food When Mom’s Not Looking
I “share” the babies food when moms not looking…
I Barked At A 2 Year Old And Made Her Cry
I Barked at a 2 year old and made her cry
What a big scary adorable furry pup!
I Poop At The Bottom Of The Kid’s Slide
I poop at the bottom of the kids’ slide.
The Kids Were So Relieved They Cried
The kids were so relieved they cried.
My Mommy Babysits And I Ate A Whole Can Of Formula
Atticus’ sign says “My Mommy babysits and I ate the whole can of powdered formula.” Arcata’s says, “twice!” He also sniffs her, wants to lay his big head in her lap, and enjoys eating her soiled diapers…. he should be ashamed!
Editor’s note: that baby sure knows how to throw a mean side-eye!!
