Night 3 of toddler bed transition Alee decides to take matters into her own hands.
“I steal my sister’s bed and make her sleep on the floor. I am a toddler bed stealing jerk.”
Toddlers don’t need beds
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
Earnestine, Destroyer of Happy Birthdays
“I barked at a sweet little girl going to a birthday party, terrifying the girl and her mother.”
I look ashamed
I steal food from the baby then play dumb! I fart in my owners face, look at my butt, then act surprised. I rip the springs out of the couch when everyone is sleeping but my mom still loves me!!
Just like stealing breakfast from a baby!
I just stole the baby’s breakfast from her hand.
Listen, kid. You aren’t the pied piper!
I think Curley decided she’d finally had enough of the 3-year old playing this whistle constantly. The funniest part is, she’s never chewed up something she shouldn’t have in her life! When the 3-year old left it on the ground, Curley saw her golden opportunityI tried to tell her she shouldn’t have chewed it up, but, frankly, I might be more relieved the whistle is out of commission than the dog..
Snack Thief
Hi, I’m Apple from Malaysia. I steal food from my little master, even those that I don’t eat, just because I’m one envious dog.
If it’s on the ground it’s fair game
This is Roux my 13 year old chocolate lab, we recently brought our one month old son into the house. She’s quite jealous as you can see! She enjoys nice long naps on his play mats and loves to pull his blankets onto the ground because well it’s hers right? I’ve never seen a dog so in love with baby stuff! She’s even gone far enough to steal one of the baby’s stuffed alligators from his bed!
Ranger
Ranger the terrifying dachshund who barks at small children and makes them pee. He thinks he is being friendly so then wags his tail and tries to lick them!
I’m not scared…
I’m Sasha. Mama introduced me to a baby…I didn’t know what it was….so I barked at it and wet myself. I also bark at anything I’m not allowed to pet.
Still jealous after 8 months
I’m normally a good boy, BUT if mommy and daddy leave their bedroom door open at night, I go poop in the baby’s room EVERY TIME!
