I let the 2 year old take my temperature….. Rectally!
Our son must have been watching when we checked his baby sister’s temperature. He decided to share his knowledge with the dog.
I’m great with kids…
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
Baby Toys are Tasty
Kody just can’t hold himself back when it comes to baby toys, pacifiers, burp clothes, bibs, or onesies. It was time for a good shaming. Kody says “I don’t care, baby slobber tastes divine”.
Loser at Tag
“A good game of tag give me a chance to hone my herding skills. 🙁 Frisbee”
If the humans in Frisbee’s pack are playing tag with their friends, Frisbee, using her sheep herding skills, needs to show where their friends have to go. In this picture, she is on her timeout rug.
Safety Inspector
“I check to make sure the crib is safe, EVERY time Mommy puts the baby in it. -Marty”
He scrambles to get ahead of me, sometimes waking up the baby in the process, and sniffs the crib before letting me put the her in it.
I eat poopy diapers!
We love our Bella even if she has bad breath!
Come On Number 9!
“I ate the kid’s foam number puzzle and now I’m pooping out numbers like the lottery!”
All numbers have been recovered and she is fine….won’t be playing with that puzzle again.
This is how we announced it on Facebook
Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!
Moe ruins a child’s birthday
Moe ate a gift for a child. He has no shame. I think he was mad he wasn’t getting a gift too.
That’s it, I’m going to grand-ma’s!!
I’m Millie, when I was sent to the yard because I ate soiled baby tissues. I escaped and tried to make it the 3 blocks to Grandmas house where I assume Grandma will give me all the soiled tissues I desire. Sadly, my Dad, in his underwear, caught me before I got run over by a car.
I have now progressed to eating tissues fresh out of the box.
Family Portrait
Jax never looses anyone in his Herd!! It’s a tough crew to keep track of- but as you can see he loves his job!!
