“I stomped on my dad’s face and gave him a bloody nose.” More specifically, my nail went up his nose and practically cut his brain. I am not sorry.
Posts Categorized: Bad Babysitter
PB & Juneau
My 10 year old son made sandwiches for his little brother and sister. Little sister got in trouble for something and didn’t make it to the table in time to eat with her brothers. Our American Eskimo, Juneau, thought that the girl’s sandwich was fair game and snagged it right off of the table. You snooze, you lose in Juneau’s world.
The Princess and the Dog
I roll around in princess dresses until I get one on. I like to feel fancy.
Pugnaciously Guilty Giada
Giada misses being the baby of the family, so……she chewed up her 5 month old baby sister’s favorite toy.
Baby toys can be downright scary!
His whole life, Kage was always scared of strange objects, ties, pens, paperclips, water coolers… list goes on and on. This time we bought a light up singing bear which my husband tried before wrapping. Kage ran under my desk and hid next to me until the bear was out of sight. Gotta love that silly dog! XD
Mambo is why the kids can’t use the trampoline
Mambo, my Rhodesian ridgeback destroyed the protective netting on our trampoline.
She’s not a peach
My seven-month old Golden met my seven-month old niece. Needless to say, baby was not impressed with Peach’s exuberance.
V is for Vandal
Cash is King, clearly
We came back from London to find that “Cash” ate the money we left for our dog sitter/nephew. Btw, my nephew said before we left that he wouldn’t take any money for dog sitting…..Cash must have overheard.
Oops-a-baby
This is Molly. When she gets really excited and wants to play, she will run around the house at full pug speed and sometimes knock her baby brother down. She then attacks him with kisses. They both love this game!