dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Mulch? In This Weather?

Posted December 17th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Dog Bed Destruction, Submitted.

Someone got out of his kennel last night and reduced two clothes baskets to mulch

Don’t Fix What Ain’t Broken, Lady!

Posted December 16th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Escape artists, Submitted.

My name is Ember. I’m 9 years old and haven’t damaged anything in years… well, until Mom paid a fortune for a nice wooden crate.

Cookie Plate VS Lonely Puppy

Posted December 15th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Submitted.

This was full of cookies before mom & dad left…

Ce’LAB’ration Cake

Posted December 14th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Bakers, Dog Shaming, Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

My husband was fired, I made him a celebration cake. Homer Griffin counter surfed at 2:00 am and devoured it.

I Went Whole30 Today

Posted December 13th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Pilfering Pooches, Submitted.

I ate a whole pound of bacon that Dad left on the counter. I had to get it all pumped out. Mom says both of us are in the doghouse! Not sorry. It was yummy. I’d do it again.

This is not the Stairway to Heaven

Posted December 12th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

I was upset about having to be in the basement with another dog and not with the humans, so I pooped and wiped my rear on the stairs.

Paper Towel Prince

Posted November 20th, 2018 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

My name is Pupper and I unrolled a roll of paper towels to lick and nap on it. I have my own bed and I’m allowed to sleep on the couch and my parents’ bed… but nope. Paper towels. That’s where it’s at.