dogkeeper, Author at Dogshaming

Your spa days cost way more than mine

Posted February 10th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Disgusting Doggies, Submitted.

Our dog Daisy is cute, white and fluffy. She also loves rolling in mud puddles. The fun comes to an end when it’s bath time.

No more downward dog for you!

Posted February 10th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted.

“My mom wasn’t sure if she wanted to throw away this yoga mat, so I helped her make the decision!”

Sparky wasn’t happy that she got locked up while mom and dad were at church. She could just reach the yoga mat enough to destroy it! She has destroyed way too many things! One would think mom and dad would learn to keep things away from the gate.

I don’t want a little brother!

Posted February 10th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted.

I came home to find my lovely yellow lab grabbed my FIRST positive pregnancy test off of the bathroom counter and chewed it into pieces. He was pretty proud of himself, and made it clear he wants to be an only child.

Rug Rat

Posted February 10th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Dog Bed Destruction, Submitted.

“I refuse to play with my toys and prefer to dig up Mom’s shag carpet when she’s not home.”

There’s now a bald spot in the carpeting. A rather noteworthy one at that. Despite my best efforts to conceal and protect the offending area, Lucy continues to attack the most vulnerable portion of the rug. Her stuffed squirrel, however, remains unscathed…a mere witness to the crime.

Partners in Crime

Posted February 9th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Best Friend Betrayal, Submitted, Surprise Poops.

“I throw my bibs on the ground….”
“And I poop on them.”

Our 1 year old hates to wear a bib at any meal so she throws them in the ground and our shih tzu poops on the, :/

Olaf says Let it go!

Posted February 9th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Bad Babysitter, Submitted.

My name is Olaf. I hate frozen figurines. I have eaten Elsa, snacked Hans’ hands, and used Anna’s feet to floss my teeth. Sven, Olaf, and Kristoff have been saved from my mouth but don’t worry. I will get them. I will.

Mixer mix-up

Posted February 7th, 2015 by dogkeeper & filed under Submitted, Technophobes.

My Mommy was gone and my Daddy fell asleep. This is (was) my Mommy’s FAVORITE mixer. The cord looked SO soft and chewy that I just HAD to eat it. (She needed to spend less time baking and more time with me, anyway!)
I’m a (SUPER CUTE